Dear Yvonne,

Congratulations for the new job offer.

I've been busy lately, and given that I'm busy over things that very much do not interest me, it sucks. Your piece of good news would inspire and motivate me to get on with looking for quality work.

Hope you have fun working in the real world*, and hope you enjoyed this little joke an image**.

--Ben


* To enjoy all features of the real world, customers are advised to take the red pill first. Consult your doctor when in doubt.

** Took me a whole 5 minutes to do. That's 5 minutes I'll never get back so you'd better like it. :)